Alright, Then…(Pt. 2)

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File this one under “How In The Name Of Fuck Can This Not Be A Joke”?

Yes, it’s Flame, the new male body spray from Burger King, which claims to be “the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat”.

What, L’eau de Lard was already taken?

This begs many questions, most notably about the mental stability of anyone taking this seriously. I’m really hoping, just for the sake of human evolution, this is little more than a wink-wink advertising strategy (which I am currently playing into the hands of by giving it pub, of course) intended to whip up some buzz but I can’t see how even that will be effective. No matter what happens, the laughs will be at the expense of whatever upper management donkeytards gave the go ahead for this one. It’s one thing to mock yourself and seem hip in the process. It’s another to become the actual joke without understanding why.

And to those gentlemen who actually purchase this product and wear it…

I just hope you boys like some junk in your trunk because the ladies you will be attracting with this scent will not be of the peitite fleur variety, my friends. Make sure you’ve got reinforced floors in your bedrooms and a shitload of Little Debbie snacks for afterwards.

It only makes sense. You go out smelling like a greasy burger, you’re going to bring home a Whopper.

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3 Responses to “Alright, Then…(Pt. 2)”

  1. Joe Hawaii & Gaylord "Ra" Fondue Says:

    I shouldn’t be getting hungry while reading this, right?

  2. Ken Socrates Says:

    That all depends on what you’re getting hungry for.

  3. Bookblog Brian Says:

    I’m hungry for weird.

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